The True Vibe of Social Networking

Hello Mary
From:
Funk, Kevin
Date:
November 8, 2008
To:
Mary Belton
Status:
Pending

You and Funk, Kevin share a network or group.

Hello Mary. Hope all is well with you and yours.

I see we share interest in the Entertainment Industry while sharing Groups and Connections in Linkedin. I have something that will draw your interest and I’m looking for contacts to The Discovery Channel, A&E, MSNBC, TruTV and all Actuality TV Channels.

“Color My World” is not a rigged Reality show it’s an Actuality/Documentary TV Series. From your 10 year old nephew to your Mother-in-Law, male to female and those of all races and nationalities can enjoy the show, while being educated on ‘our facts, Experiences, Problems, Success, Joy and Fears of life’. It's a show you can sit your Mother, kids, father, Preacher, grandkids in front of with Faith. Even if the Television only picks up one channel you know they will be in the hands of a safe company. Your Mother-in-Law will now accept your taste into the family. Ranging from 18-65 all eyes are set to learn from "CMW".

“CMW” is a show that carries over to the next episode. After each episode it will have you asking, “What’s going to happen on the next episode?” And I guarantee you will be on your living room couch hungering for the continuation of that next episode.

We at EnterActuality Media have been networking while filming the trailer. Next and last film date is December 7th. After the editing, our plan of its completion is January of 09. Plans are being made for a showcase for Major TV Networks and Production companies in NYC this summer. We also will be traveling to Atlanta and L.A. to share with others who show interest.

But you may ask, “Why did EnterActuality Media come to me?” Producers here in the US have spoken about directing “CMW” to The Discovery Channel. They speak of, TDC will be open to this Unique Concept. We have connected with other countries who are interested in the trailer upon its completion but the majority has directed us to India.

So we are looking at Networking with those in all areas. Those living in the World Entertainment Industry Field. You, who can see it first on this side of the Sea. You being the first one with this Unique Concept to introduce it to The World of Actuality TV.

Please contact us @ EnterActualityMedia@ gmail.com Website now under-construction but will be back open soon. Once we network and a relationship towards interest develops, we will connect you with our References and Entertainment Lawyers to take that next step forward.

Thanks Very Much and we at EnterActuality Media look forward to hearing from you.

I COMMUNICATE THROUGH WEBCAM TO EXCHANGE THE TRUE VIBE.

Much Love and Respect
EnterActuality Media
Funk
Bye bye now

(Funk, Kevin)

Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

My Beautiful Baby!!

He chose me! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!

Although better-known in some circles as an artist, cartoonist and musician, Dame Darcy has also made the Reality TV circuit appearing on the dating shows Blind Date, Third Wheel and Flavor Of Love 3.

How About a Few Cats Instead?

"My Fake Baby" is a terrifying Channel 4 documentary that is now airing on BBC America. It's about very disturbed women who carry around super-realistic newborn infant dolls and pretend that they are real babies. One can purchase these creepy things here.

Sometimes a woman who has lost her infant asks the company to create a doll that looks just like her dead baby. Sometimes the makers even give the doll a heartbeat and make it look like it's breathing. And sometimes, they attach tubes and wires to the doll, just like the doctors did in the hospital when the baby was in intensive care. Before it died. Did I mention the dolls are made to look like people's dead babies??

I saw the entire documentary online a few months ago, but those limey killjoys have since taken it off of youtube. You can watch scenes on this British morning show:



This is a not-so-live blog of my friend Jon and me discussing the doc while watching clips online. We are not any sicker than any of you.


i may start doing this.

you should jon. at Gelson's. Hey Manny! Have you met my baby?

just some diet coke and baby food for me tonight manny
dude
the babies are $4,000!!!
i'll get a cabbage patch yo
Some customers order special dolls that are exact replicas of their own children who died at birth or in infancy. These are individually made from hand-sculpted clay forms made from photographs of the child.
that's sad

yeah, and weird.
and wrong.

i hope if i die you have one made of me

i already have one, jon.
i shower with it.

i wish
i'm so fucking fascinated with this
it looks pretty damn real
Other ideas can be added such as heartbeat!!!!
ugh
why is it called reborning

you should get one and abort it.

snuff it's heartbeat out

you should carry it in one of those baby bjorns and then be really rough with it and bang into things
or birth it!!!
let it drop out of your pants leg
that's the thing to do

i'll just yell PUSH
really loud
to myself

no, you don't yell push
someone else does, you groan

ok u yell push

k

i'll birth it
then we'll both walk away

put the baby in a trashcan and then walk away

with its leg sticking out

we would get so beat up
i would cut the cord with my teeth
what would the cord be made of?

condoms, syrup and bacon

oh i am going to vomit

vomit while i'm birthing

and cry and wail, "Why am I barren??!!!"
i have to be a woman who is jealous of you

do you think palin would drop out if she was offered a sitcom?
i'm sorry
but if you are going to MAKE a baby
why on earth
would you make an ugly one?

oh i thought you were making fun of palin's retarded baby

no
the palin thing was a seperate thought
here's $4,000
just make me a real crab apple please

hahahahahahaha
i just laughed so hard

but that's someone's real dead baby!
i mean
give them a better picture yo

you should order one and tell them you want to molest it

i need one with a warm mouth

that likes to be spanked

this is fucked up

this is so disturbing



MEANWHILE, here is how one average American teenage girl who is forced to take care of a pretend/real baby for health class feels. Needless to say, she would rather be hanging out at her boyfriend Greg's house than taking care of a gay baby. He's in a band, but whatever. He plays drums.

Glendale, CA

I brought the mannequins home. I let the Armenian go.